Anonymous asked: I used to live in this apartment complex when I was little. It formed like a ring with a park in the middle. One day, a friend and I were racing our bikes around the park, and I was winning, but then I slipped, skidded, and flew right to his window, but I was so tiny that I just bounced off, and the people in that room were all, "Wha...?" I've never ridden a bike ever since...

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this is the most beautiful embarrassing story I’ve ever read.