allthecleverthings:

lyndez:

I just saved my flatmates and I $116 on rent by spontaneously switching our apartment.

AND I KNOW I’M NOT BRITISH. BUT ‘FLATMATES’ IS CUTER/EASIER TO SAY THAN ‘APARTMENTMATES’

I read this drunk with heat exhaustion, and I thought the last part of that was gonna say you switched us over to Geico.

oh my god