I’m going to be one of those goddamn parents who opens a savings account for their kids the minute they’re born so that if they want to go to goddamn Harvard THEY CAN ACTUALLY AFFORD THAT SHIT

and if they don’t even want to go to college then whatever 

at least they would still have money to buy a parking lot or some shit

JUST JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

I DON’T WANT MY KIDS TO GO THROUGH THIS STUDENT LOANS FUCKERY