HEY
Today is Lyndy’s birthday.
HER ACTUAL LEGIT AMAZING BIRTHDAY. THE WORLD GOT A HUNDRED TIMES BETTER WHEN SHE TOOK HER FIRST BREATH. NO LITERALLY. IT DID.
ONCE UPON A TIME.
ON PLANET EARTH.
THE WORLD SUCKED.
IT WAS STINKY AND SMELLY AND MISGUIDED AND TREACHEROUS.
THEN, LIKE A BEACON OF ADORABLE WITH HAIR LIKE LITTLE CURLY CUES BRUSHING THE WIND GENTLY WITH ITS LUSTER, LYNDY WAS BORN.
THE CHANGE IN THE ATMOSPHERE WAS ALMOST INSTANTANEOUS.THE ROTTEN SMELLS WENT AWAY.
THE MISGUIDED FOUND THEIR PATHS.
THE TREACHEROUS BECAME A LITTLE BIT SEXIER.
THE LESBIANS FOUND REASON TO HOPE.
AND NOW WE ARE HERE, YEARS LATER CLINGING TO THE LIFE SUPPORT AND MAJESTY SHE BRINGS IN UNCERTAIN TIMES.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU LITERAL AMAZING PERSON YOU.
HAPPY.
BIRTHDAY.
(omgI have her actual number guys scream)
In all seriousness though - HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING~ <3
So whether you know her or not you should plop onto her page and wish her some lovins~ <3
I know we have a lot of mutual followers who’ve already said Happy Birthday.
BUT IF YOU ALREADY HAVE YOU SHOULD TOTALLY DO IT AGAIN.
WOW OKAY
C’MERE AND GIVE ME BIRTHDAY KISSES BECAUSE AJSHHFJSF
YOU ARE THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU
