- Taylor: I don't think I want to eat anything.
- Me: Dude, you have to eat something.
- Taylor: Stop policing my body.
Posts tagged Kawaii Domestic Shit.
- Taylor: Oh, you guys use step stools?
- Me: Check your tall privilege, Taylor.
I walked into the kitchen in my snuggie for some OJ
and Ashley didn’t laugh at me
She passed the flatmate test
- *Miguel says something about Gods ascending or some shit*
- Me: They'll ascend to God Tier!
- Ashley: To what?
- Me: Oh. I accidentally Homestucked.
- Ashley: ...I didn't know you came with that setting.
- Me: It's normally in sleep mode.
It feels nice to watch The Daily show with Ashley because the first time we ever really hung out we were working in a studio until like, 4am
and we bonded while watching a shit ton of The Daily Show and working on our shit
- Me: oh god he looks like Will Schuester.
- Ashley: Stoooop.
- Jon Stewart: Both competing for something only one of them can posess, a ah four year constituinally mandated term heading our nation's executive branch.
- Jon Stewart: I MEAN THE LOVE OF AN UNDERAGED WOMAN NAMED AMERICA.
- Lyndez: She's actually older than both of them...
- Me: Who?
- Lyndez: AMURICA
LOOK AT HOW CUTE ASHLEY IS WATCHING SPONGEBOB AND DRINKING ONE MY YOOHOOS
Yo we were watching the Hash Slinging Slasher episode and god this show used to be so good.
- Ashley: The sooner we finish this Coke, the sooner I can start resisting it.
- Me: Is that your way of justifying drinking soda this late-
- Ashley: YES, DON'T QUESTION IT.
- Ashley: I've never had a senpai.
The Ashleys are currently registering to be Georgia voters~