Posts tagged kawaii domestic shit.

  • Taylor: I don't think I want to eat anything.
  • Me: Dude, you have to eat something.
  • Taylor: Stop policing my body.
8 months ago on 09/03/12 at 09:53pm
  • Taylor: Oh, you guys use step stools?
  • Me: Check your tall privilege, Taylor.
8 months ago on 08/28/12 at 10:14pm

I walked into the kitchen in my snuggie for some OJ 

and Ashley didn’t laugh at me

She passed the flatmate test

9 months ago on 08/23/12 at 08:31pm

Watching The Road to El Dorado

  • *Miguel says something about Gods ascending or some shit*
  • Me: They'll ascend to God Tier!
  • Ashley: To what?
  • Me: Oh. I accidentally Homestucked.
  • Ashley: ...I didn't know you came with that setting.
  • Me: It's normally in sleep mode.
9 months ago on 08/23/12 at 05:53pm

It feels nice to watch The Daily show with Ashley because the first time we ever really hung out we were working in a studio until like, 4am

and we bonded while watching a shit ton of The Daily Show and working on our shit

c:

9 months ago on 08/21/12 at 12:55am

Watching Jon Stewart make fun of Paul Ryan

  • Me: oh god he looks like Will Schuester.
  • Ashley: Stoooop.
9 months ago on 08/21/12 at 12:46am

Watching Jon Stewart

  • Jon Stewart: Both competing for something only one of them can posess, a ah four year constituinally mandated term heading our nation's executive branch.
  • Jon Stewart: I MEAN THE LOVE OF AN UNDERAGED WOMAN NAMED AMERICA.
  • Lyndez: She's actually older than both of them...
  • Me: Who?
  • Lyndez: AMURICA

LOOK AT HOW CUTE ASHLEY IS WATCHING SPONGEBOB AND DRINKING ONE MY YOOHOOS

Yo we were watching the Hash Slinging Slasher episode and god this show used to be so good.

9 months ago on 08/20/12 at 11:56pm
  • Ashley: The sooner we finish this Coke, the sooner I can start resisting it.
  • Me: Is that your way of justifying drinking soda this late-
  • Ashley: YES, DON'T QUESTION IT.
9 months ago on 08/20/12 at 09:38pm

After we were done poking fun at anime culture:

  • Ashley: I've never had a senpai.
9 months ago on 08/20/12 at 09:08pm

The Ashleys are currently registering to be Georgia voters~

9 months ago on 08/20/12 at 08:11pm

omg Ashley likes to talk to herself a lot

and I keep yelling “WHAAAAAT?” from my room

and our neighbors probably hate us

but god that’s so kawaii

9 months ago on 08/19/12 at 11:59pm